Dynamo: Um… My knight name is Dyna Knight. Dyna Blade is the big fatass bird. It’s a common confusion I think, but yah know, future reference I think it was said? Or somethin’ like that. My bro likes to say it lots.

An’ what I like… Sheesh. Tough one. I’ll say singin’ though. Because I like music, ya know? I wish people stopped runnin’ away from me when I do though, I think I’m a good singer, why do you do this to me? Also, making friends.

Ahm, S-Sure I guess?? Usually it’s me goin’ to people, not the other way around!

(Hey! I live! Sorry for the absence dfhghfghjgfj)

What-

How-

Porquoi?

((As some of you are already aware, I have been unable to answer asks for a while (and am still unable), as my computer is being a lazy butt towards me and won’t turn on. I’m not sure what’s broken exactly, either. The program I use for drawing is there, and I don’t think my brother approves of me snatching away his laptop and installing things there. Same applies for my father’s computer. I apologize for the belated-ness ;;))

Anyone whodares pull off that stunt on me must be ready to have their durée de vie considerably shortened. I JAMAIS take off my hat or any of my vêtement without first checking if there is anyone nearby, so for somebody to find my person like this, they must have purposefully taken them away from me.

Bon… If I have to name someone… Actias Knight. She already likes poking fun at moi as it is.

Though unfortunately, it is too late for such pensées.

I do not think I like you.

Why would you say that? This is so insulting!

Un sorcier noire is never, ever, cute! Jamais!

(He might have had something more to say about the issue but he walked off in a huff, muttering something about kicking puppies to regain his self-esteem.)

Without a doubt, that’d be Tiffany Ebrum. It is a known fact that 80% of Dreamland’s population thinks with their estomac rather than with their encéphale, so it’s nice to know there’s someone appliqué and reasonable to hold an intelligent conversation with. She also loves reading, like me, so that’s a plus.

Yes, you could argue that Meta Knight is also intelligent and studieux, but I think that in his case, he is too brilliant for my tastes. I don’t want my schemes found out before their completion. If I let that happen, well, what kind of sorcier noire would I be?

…Waddle Dees are being réduit en esclavage? …I was not aware of this fact. Waddle Dees aren’t exactly the description of courage or initiative, but Cappies are not much better off. I can’t picture these passive pommes de terre harming even flies, so this is… quite shocking. D‘autre part, I can picture King Dedede doing this to earn more servants… are you sure you don’t mean him?

…I must investigate further.

Oh, it’s you. De noveau. How come you even stumbled here so quickly? I’m starting to suspect you’ve implanted some sort of tracking device on me when I wasn’t looking.

And stop calling me Al you take away all the enigma from my name, nom d’un chien